No One to Blame

One thing we’ve noticed since getting married is that when you only have two people in the house, there is no one to blame things on. In the past, M. P could blame roommates, brothers, or other people in the house. Now it’s either him or me. Not that this has stopped him from trying…

He’s tried blaming fairies, elves, etc. Once my boots were missing and he tried to convince me thieves came in just to take my boots.